Chocoholic!

Rusty bought himself this HUGE chocolate bar for Valentine's Day. I don't know, maybe he thought I would forget to give him a present or something? Anyway, this is what he wrote on the outside of the wrapping paper:

To: Rusty
From: Rusty

Dear Rusty,
I love you so much that I wanted to do something sweet and nice for you, so I bought you this CAMPBELL-size chocolate bar. Enjoy! Love, Rusty

" In the same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife, loves himself. After all, no one ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cares for it..." (Ephesians 5:28-29a)

"Each one of you must love his wife as he loves himself." (Ephesians 5:33)

P.S. Rusty, I am so in love with you. May it last for eternity!
P.S.S. Your wife is totally cool!
P.S.S.S. Good luck with the whole baby thing. May he be a CAMPBELL-size stud like his father.

I swear, I am not making this up!